1

Love thy gaff tape as thou would love thyself.

2

Honour thy SM and thy director.

3

Thou shalt not get caught in light.

4

Thou shalt not talk louder than a whisper.

5

Thou shalt not covet another tech's headset, wrench or blacks.

6

Thou shalt not drop things from fly rail or catwalk.

7

Thou shalt not crave sustenance other than Papa John's, Jimmy John's, and vending machine food.

8

Thou shalt not kill another techie. Actors not inclusive.

9

Thou shalt assist the actor when walking through the wings of darkness.

10

Thous shalt be as God like as possible - fast, quiet, efficient.